sorry if this is not the correct place for this but here goes.
i met up with an old mate of mine last night and he brought his 16 year old son along. the conversation quickly got on to bikes.
16 year old "yeah, i've got a big bore kit, 19mm carb an' a wicked Italian made ex racing spannie pipe i got from ebay, i can get 85 top end blow away 600's everywhere, gave an R1 a run the other day, but my mates got one that'll go nearly 130, got me knee down last week, really ragged the tyres, gonna get new ignition and make mine as fast as my mates, what you got ?"
me " i have a fizzy "
16 year old " wassat then, wanna race ? "
me "mine's a lager tks"